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Jossy. 18. Political Science major. Talk to me. Whatever.
Sex is like cake. Start with vanilla to make sure you like it, then add flavors.
– @deviousdictations (via seducing-my-mind)

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I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
– Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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Need I Remind You - Major League

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Major League || Need I Remind You

I’m going to take the time to remind you, when you act like this I despise you. I wrote this to let you know that I’m better off on my own. This was never my plan, but I hope that we could become friends. It wasn’t you, it was me; I’ll take the blame. Well you can go back to hell, every word you say was a lie I can tell. It wasn’t me, it was you; so here’s the blame as a song in your name.

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I wish I was kissing you instead of missing you.
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why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

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