School, family, and cute animals are my thing.
How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeahWhat
HOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H
My mom is mad at me because I called her while she was grocery shopping. I called because the baby didn’t want to calm down in my arms, didn’t want to eat, I checked her diaper, burped her, and nothing calmed her. She was starting to warm up and sweating a lot.
I was scared. I’m new with babies therefore I don’t know what the fuck I should expect.
Yet my mom comes home pissed off because I called her and she wouldn’t pick up therefore I called Alex and told him what was going on + heard the baby screaming. They got home quick, though it seemed eternal, and when they got home she wasn’t crying and fell asleep.
Personally I don’t think I was at fault. I did what I, amongst any other sane person would do, and call my parents. I was scared… that’s all.
But she’s mad because Alex was driving extremely fast and saying “you’ll finally be happy when he kills me” and stupid shit like that. Alex is a fast driver, but he knows what the fuck he’s doing. He’s not stupid.
#I'm really emotional and crying atm
mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE
#I love. that this turned into a shameless post instead of a fucking sher-who-supernat post