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Jossy. 19. Las Vegas. College.
School, family, and cute animals are my thing.

Twitter: @joss_theb0ss

Mom.. hurry the fuck up. I want to sleep. Please.


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Someone take care of Genesis while I go cry/die in my bed.


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#i hope tomorrow is better  #but I don't want to deal with a crying baby  


other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
america: if only there was a way.............................

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Anonymous said: Trying to please my boyfriend sexually leaves me confused. We start off being clothed-- making out, biting, pulling hair, rubbing, spanking and groping and he is rock hard. However, when we transition into taking each other's clothes off and about to have sex, he gets soft. So I try giving him a blowjob to get him more excited. I'm down there for 40 minutes and he doesn't cum. Should he see a doctor or am I doing everything wrong? Help please :(

mrsfscottfitzgerald:

This actually isn’t uncommon ! Simply put, he’s nervous — even after all that foreplay . Seriously, I still get nervous sometimes before sex even if I’ve been with the person for months/years and have had sex with them before . I think the reason why he wasn’t able to get hard again or cum when you gave him a blowjob is because he felt bad for getting soft in the first place . Maybe change the order of how y’all do things: just give him a blowie beforehand and save all the spanking/biting/hair pulling for when you guys are actually having intercourse .

Same thing happened to me. Like, I get it, it’s common— whatever. But not gonna lie, this shits disappointing as fuck.



I always believed that we would find our way back to each other every time. But this time it felt final. Like I would never see him again, or that when I did, it would be different — there would be a mountain between us. I knew it in my bones. This time was it. I had finally made my choice, and so had he. He let me go.
– Jenny Han, We’ll Always Have Summer  (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

(Source: sydneyrae, via mrsfscottfitzgerald)


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Just overheard Alex with his friend. He and my mom are going out = me with the baby tonight.

Fuck.

I was kind of hoping to die in my bed for the rest of the day.


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The only reason I know I’m not pregnant is because I haven’t had a dick near me in almost 4 months.

God, but I’ve been throwing up like crazy today and I’ve produced enough tears to fill up a bath tub.


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#I feel so shitty and horrible