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Jossy. 19. Las Vegas. College.
School, family, and cute animals are my thing.

Twitter: @joss_theb0ss

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

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My mom is mad at me because I called her while she was grocery shopping. I called because the baby didn’t want to calm down in my arms, didn’t want to eat, I checked her diaper, burped her, and nothing calmed her. She was starting to warm up and sweating a lot.

I was scared. I’m new with babies therefore I don’t know what the fuck I should expect.

Yet my mom comes home pissed off because I called her and she wouldn’t pick up therefore I called Alex and told him what was going on + heard the baby screaming. They got home quick, though it seemed eternal, and when they got home she wasn’t crying and fell asleep.

Personally I don’t think I was at fault. I did what I, amongst any other sane person would do, and call my parents. I was scared… that’s all.

But she’s mad because Alex was driving extremely fast and saying “you’ll finally be happy when he kills me” and stupid shit like that. Alex is a fast driver, but he knows what the fuck he’s doing. He’s not stupid.


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#I'm really emotional and crying atm  


toughguyuh:

magneito:

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 

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#I love. that this turned into a shameless post instead of a fucking sher-who-supernat post