operameister: thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble: agentgreenfishy: poselikeateam: fuck-i-just: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.” Why does this not have any notes? lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?” “Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball...
delongepenis: ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh F R E E D O M
Okay so today is just wow. I finally realized that I am graduating in 13 mother fucking DAYS!!! Like it’s crazy because today my Disney Mickey ears Cap and tale came since I didn’t go to grad night and I also went to take my English placement test at CSN for next year with Diana. This upcoming week I should be getting three other chords. UNLV Trio, BC, and Ecovision. I already got...
vaspim: *rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*
things you do not have to feel guilty about:
pro-choice-teddy-bear: having an abortion keeping a pregnancy having sex not having sex having been pregnant being pregnant not getting pregnant having a baby not having a baby giving a baby up for adoption being a parent not wanting to be a parent ever We may be surrounded by bigoted dickbags, but Pro-Choice Teddy Bear will always support you. Your body is yours and nobody else’s,...
princesslilitu: when women are raped while drunk it’s their fault for drinking alcohol but when men rape people while drunk they couldn’t help it because they drank alcohol
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
Just saw a bearded women
Getting a class ring SHOULDN’T be this fucking stressful! I shouldn’t be crying over this stress! Fuck! Should’ve ordered it last week!
rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones) This hits home for me. (via heirofmedusa)
All too often in cases like this I hear that the answer is for an offended party...– Cracked: 4 Reasons No One Laughed at Your Joke (via speakgirl)
Daily reminder to feed rescued animals for free →
catp0rn: Click the link above, then the purple button that says “Click here to give - it’s free” I’m going to reblog this everyday if I can remember
Pro Choice Truth: Okay, here is a news flash for... →
xenaoth: Cheapest crib: 89.00 http://www.walmart.com/ip/Storkcraft-Sheffield-II-Fixed-Side-Convertible-Crib-Espresso/20753077 Mattress for the crib: 79.00 formula: for a 4 pack 95.08 http://www.walmart.com/ip/Gerber-Good-Start-Gentle-Infant-Formula-23.2-oz-Pack-of-4/16928924 car…
internetdouchebag: i dont like the windows at my school b/c theyre too small to jump out of
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...